Like this:

 Kimi Raikkonen defied all odds to come from behind in the standings and capture his first world championship crown. Raikkonen defeated the front runners Lewis Hamilton, and former world champion Fernando Alonso by 1 point.

Raikkonen was interviewed after the humiliating ass beating he administered to the McLaren team and had this to say: “Perkele, I knew I could take this shit, I just wanted to make it exciting”. He then quickly exited the press room to use the facilities as he really needed to take a crap.